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THOUGHTS
THOUGHTS
Somebody drew me in about four minutes with a mouse. Wrong number of ears, one tooth, hat does nothing. Nobody has managed to draw me better since and plenty have tried.
THE TOOTH
It is one tooth and it is in the middle
Two would be normal. Zero would be sad. One, dead centre, is the reason you are still looking at me.
THE HAT
The propeller has never turned
Not once, not in wind, not downhill. It came with the head and I have stopped asking questions about it.
THE STICK
The lollipop is bigger than my head
Scale was never checked. I have been holding it at arm's length for years and my arm has not complained.
PICTURES OF ME. TAKE THEM.
Right click, save, post. That is the entire distribution plan.
The original. Four minutes, no undo.
Annual check up. They found the tooth immediately.
I was asked to say a few words. I raised the lollipop.
Same drawing, slightly worse. Somehow funnier.CANDY, ONE UNIT
Read the small print on the wrapper, it is the only place I keep numbers.
NET WEIGHTMostly stick
FLAVOURAll of them at once
WARNINGMay cause sitting very still
BATCH CODEsoon
LOLLIPOP.EXE
Click it. It goes down like everything else, and then it does not.
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